The Woes & Throes of Detoxifying

fatVSthinNew Year’s Eve and all I can hear is a sketchy rendition of Steely Dan’s “Are you reelin’ in the years?” It’s that prickly time of the calendar year that we set our intentions to detoxify our bodies, lose the Xmas pudding pounds, and survive the mosh-pit that is school holidays. I personally prefer the more extreme “wall of death” mosh with my kids – swinging my arms back and forth and moving my legs in a rhythmic fashion. Some might call this dancing but I call it losing my mind…..and it is only January.  Continue reading

La La La La Lola

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I can imagine the excited anticipation Lola Berry felt on eve of her highly publicised nutrition app’s release. Ready as ever with tousled blonde locks and signature hippie-flower-crown to smash the online world with her gob-smacking “Stop being Fat Bitch” : a 4 week weight-loss program which could be purchased via the website fatbitch.com.au. Or similarly found via the hashtag #stopbeingafatbitch …..  Continue reading

Fly Buys, Discounts, Lollies?

BHP…The harmless selling mantra of every Petrol Station I encounter these days. Well practiced no doubt, having been relayed to hoards of people filling up their vehicles throughout the week. And it effing irks me. I am borderline OCD about walking into a gas-station of late, feigning a case of Tourette’s Syndrome waiting for the attendant to speak….”No. I. (expletive) Don’t want your $2 Tim Tams, Starburst, Mentos”. I pretty well just want to buy my E10 petrol with a degree of social & environmental conscience then leave (I call irony when I see it).  Continue reading

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